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Brandon Bittner he/it
Attorney • Systems Person • Guy They Call When {redacted} Goes Sideways
I make businesses behave. I write contracts that don’t flinch, build pipelines that don’t ghost, and explain things like a human who’s seen one too many group chats.
Yes, I touch grass. No, I won’t “circle back.” I’ll just…do it.
Dark Mode because I contain multitudes and also eyeballs.🤘

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